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Does Sex Appeal Have an Expiration Date?


I have an Axe to grind. I have conclusive evidence that sex appeal has an expiration date; at least mine does. Walking the aisles of my favorite grocer recently, I was in need of some body wash. It’s rather amusing … Continue reading

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The Old Man Vs the Young Man


I present to you an old joke that still makes me laugh. Apologies to comedian Jerry Clower (The Mouth of the South) for the updated version. A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand … Continue reading

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Still in the Hunt


A middle aged man was once asked the question we have all pondered at times, “How would you want to die.” Thinking for a brief moment he replied, “I’d like to be shot by a jealous husband when I’m 99.” … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts on Aging


Random Thoughts As We Age… Author unknown Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t … Continue reading

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