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About enthusiasmiscontagious

I am an individual who analyzes all facets of life in the hopes of squeezing out some of the humorous parts.

Get a Bigger Bottle


Have you ever felt the world was out of touch? Oh, I know you will immediately conjure your own thoughts about my last statement but let me explain. I entered the kitchen bleary eyed from a poor nights sleep. My … Continue reading

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Read My Lips, No New Taxes


I simply don’t get it.The American public is as fickle as Kim Kardashian’s choice of men. I know little things matter because I see people fight over them all the time. Parking spaces near the mall, Black Friday waiting lines, … Continue reading

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Bathroom Stalls et al


It’s wonderful to experience the handiwork of a talented artisan. To sit on a beautiful creation like a treasured bench or chair. Or maybe to gaze upon the splendor of a mosaic tile creation that a creator took pride making. … Continue reading

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I’m a valued Customer


I was visiting a local business here in town and though I was early, my wait still surpassed three hours. I walked up to the receptionist and said, “May I offer you a suggestion?” The receptionist clearly in a sour … Continue reading

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