Multitasking Leads to Brain Damage?


In a Forbes article recently it referenced a study by Stanford University that has caused much debate in the workplace. The study found that if you multitasked, you will suffer brain and career damage.

Researchers say the people who are regularly bombarded with streams of information, cannot pay attention, recall information, or switch seamlessly between multiple tasks.

I would caution the researchers with this question, “Did any of you have mothers?” I remember the story of a mother who recited what she did in a day. When she finished her list of daily Herculean tasks, the questioner asked, “What do you do in your free time?” To which she replied, I go to the rest room.”

Who has a choice today on whether you can have or not have one task at a time? I’m surprised we all don’t wear dust mops on our shoes so we can accomplish one more task in our day. Like all of you, I’ve become adept at efficiency. See how many of these things you do like me on a daily basis? Feel free to add to my list.

1. I have 30 phone numbers to reach my whole family of about 11.

2. I have so many pin numbers to remember I’ve accidentally entered a PIN number on my microwave.

3. I’ve texted my wife while in the same house.

4. I mostly stay in touch with friends and family only if they have e-mail addresses.

5. I’ve  pulled up in the driveway and used my cell phone to see if anyone is home to help me carry in the groceries.

6. I’ve checked my bank account via my cellphone so I know how much I can spend at Taco Bell.

Maybe there is some relevancy to this study as evidenced by the following story. A fella walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. “Shingles,” he said. So she took down his name, address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aid came out and asked him what he had. “Shingles,” he said. So she took down his height, weight, complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. “Shingles,” he said. So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test and an electrocardiogram. Then she told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. “Shingles,” he said. The doctor said, “Where?”

He said, “Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?”

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Father, Is There Anymore?


In a small school play three young boys were given the task of playing Wise Men. The teacher trying to minimize mistakes had each child remember only one word. The night of the school play each dressed in their finest costume. Their important parts were now approaching. As one made his way to the baby Jesus he held out his gift and said, “Gold”. The second child approached and said “Myrrh”, the third child gathered his present, stood before the baby Jesus and in a loud unfaltering voice said, “Frank sent this!”

Each year as the Christmas season approaches, I frequently observe like in the school play something isn’t quite right. Despite my best attempts at observing this holiday with awe and wonder, I am constantly contending with the commercialization of this blessed event. But this week I found what I was looking for.

Earlier in the week as I waited in line for the next teller at the bank, I was met with a cheery hello. When I made the comment that she was full of Christmas cheer, she replied, “Yes I am, but I have reason to be.” I said, “Really, why?” to which she replied, “I learned today from my doctor I am cancer free.” I then said, “I bet you don’t need a single present under the tree this Christmas and it will be okay with you.” She grinned ear to ear and said emphatically, “You’re right, no presents for me, I got mine early!”

Also this week a friend of mine spent a couple of thousand dollars to bring an orphan to America from Russia to experience an American Christmas for the very first time. Knowing my friend who does everything with a flair, I wonder how difficult it will be for the child to return back home after being surrounded with the kind of love she provides?

Meanwhile in Fountain Green, Utah the townspeople held their first ever Christmas light parade Wednesday. It was in honor of a resident, a 6-year-old child, who is terminally ill. Doctors told the girl’s parents this will likely be her last Christmas. One resident said, “I think it has changed the way people think about Christmas in this little town. Numerous families in the town made floats just so the child could experience a “special” Christmas. One resident responded, “It has kind of restored my faith in humanity, to see so many people pull together with this tiny little girl and this tiny little town.”

I learn the older I get it’s not the presents under the tree that’s important anymore, it’s the gift of friendship I prize the most. What would life be like for any of us if God hadn’t sent the unique people in our life that shower us with love, support, and companionship. Christmas is never supposed to be about us, it’s ALWAYS about Him (Jesus). It’s the largest birthday party in the world, shouldn’t the guest of honor get something special from everyone of us?

Opening presents as a child in Madison, Maine Christmas 1973, I hurriedly opened all my gifts and turned to my father and asked him, “Is there anymore?” I had no idea times were so lean and I hurt my Father’s feelings; he had sacrificed so much. He had given us his best and I still wanted more.

My father’s reaction must mirror the same reaction Jesus will have this Christmas. We always seem to want more, yet how much more can He give? I think this Christmas Day, I’ll be thankful for my friends cancer cure. I’ll  shed a tear for the little girl who was serenaded by a town who gave her a parade, and I’ll smile for the little boy from Russia who was overwhelmed with gifts and saw Jesus in his friends the way we all should. Generous bountiful in love who offers us His undivided attention.

This Christmas as we open presents it won’t matter how many I get. I don’t have to ask,  “Is there more?” Because with Jesus, I am blessed and overflowing. This is the kind of Christmas I want.

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Twas the month after Christmas


I found this Holiday appropriate poem and I had to share. The author is unknown; but I give her kudos for her wit and sense of humor.                    

 ‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the fudge I did taste, all the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber). I remembered the marvelous meals I’d prepared, the gravies and sauces and beef nicely rare. The pies and the cakes, the bread and the cheese, and the way I never said, “No thank you please.” As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt, and prepared once again to do battle with dirt— I said to myself, as I only can “You can’t spend the winter disguised as a man!” So away with the last of the sour cream dip, get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip. Every last bit of food that I like must be banished, ‘till all the additional ounces have vanished. I won’t have a cookie, not even a lick, I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore — But isn’t that what January’s for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot … Happy New Year and to all a good diet!

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Do Smart Phones Rub Off on You?


I often repeat the quote that the only person who welcomes change is a wet baby. I understand all to well this past week after I traded my old cell phone for a newer Smart phone. The name Smart only applies to the phone. After two weeks with the stupid thing it’s humbling to know that while it offers you all human intelligence in the palm of your hand, I’m still a Cro-Magnon in the technology world. I don’t even know how to answer it when someone calls me. I feel like a dim-witted Jeopardy contestant; “Alex, $200 on cell phone basics please!”

As I lay in bed early one morning I stumbled upon a new feature. It has a fitness app built in that encourages you to live a healthier lifestyle. One of the features that left me intrigued was a spot on the back of the phone to rest your thumb. By placing your thumb print on the back of the phone over a tiny hole, the phone reads your heart rate and stress level. I found that at 5 am, I have no stress in my life. I’ve learned if I want to control my blood pressure I have to stay in bed until 4 pm. As I read the instructions it encourages you to reach your target heart rate. Of course drinking a pot of coffee and walking up a flight of stairs accomplishes the same thing; but wouldn’t that would be cheating?

As an added bonus the phone also offers a pedometer. I don’t know how I switched it on, but the pedometer has been set and working since I got the phone. It started out by telling me that to achieve a physique of a Greek god, I had to walk 10,000 steps everyday. Every evening it gave me my total. Apparently 10,000 steps for me must be a monthly goal. I got so tired of it reminding me daily that I was being lazy, I tied it to the collar of the dog for a full week.

I went to the doctor and he asked me if I had been exercising lately. Smiling I showed him my phone. 125,000 steps in a single day. He’s concerned. He says with that much exercise I should be built like a pipe cleaner. He’s booked an appointment with an endocrinologist to see if my thyroid is working properly. Man I hate my phone.

 

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