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About enthusiasmiscontagious

I am an individual who analyzes all facets of life in the hopes of squeezing out some of the humorous parts.

The Wizard of Oz Conventions are Over!


Finally, the conventions are over! I now have the same feelings one gets when, after two days, the Metamucil finally kicks in. Each night, no matter the party affiliation, Americans endured more hot air than a rest stop hand dryer … Continue reading

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Excuse Me, Please!


Because of my vocation I have to carry a sense of modicum in all situations. No matter if a store clerk is rude, or the postal clerk operates with the speed of Cecil B. Turtle, I must be a beacon … Continue reading

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All Things are Not Equal When it Comes to Hair


The woman who tells her balding husband that “hair isn’t important” is the same one who spends every month in the salon getting a perm, coloring it at the first hint of gray, and has more hair accessories than Paris … Continue reading

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New Law Doesn’t Apply to Congress?


Can we all agree that we know the meaning of the word hypocrisy? If not, let me help you understand it better. Maybe you haven’t heard of a new federal law that forbids insured depository institutions, like your bank, from … Continue reading

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