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About enthusiasmiscontagious

I am an individual who analyzes all facets of life in the hopes of squeezing out some of the humorous parts.

Confessions of a Male Shopper

Posted on December 11, 2012 by enthusiasmiscontagious

It’s Christmas time again, the season of brotherly shoving. If you think shopping at your local department store is a nightmare, try the mall. I call it, “holiday spawning”. You literally fight your way through a mass of humanity, only … Continue reading →

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New Form of Sex Education

Posted on December 9, 2012 by enthusiasmiscontagious

It’s comical how parents and school districts tackle the tough subject of teaching youth about responsible relationships. As you can surmise, I’m speaking about the increasing number of young school aged children having babies. Each week I hear lectures, read … Continue reading →

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I’m not a Star, I like it that Way

Posted on December 7, 2012 by enthusiasmiscontagious

Are you one of the millions of people while standing in the grocery store line that’s tempted to peruse the weekly gossip magazines? I mean, how can you not pick up the silly thing when you see an outer space … Continue reading →

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Building A Christmas Float

Posted on December 4, 2012 by enthusiasmiscontagious

If you use a Christmas tree bulb on anything other than your own Christmas tree, it has a half life of only three days. I reached this conclusion as I was working on my employers Christmas Light Parade float. How … Continue reading →

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