Today’s blog post is a funny story on aging. I promise it will make you laugh!
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter AND SAYS: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers,”Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The Works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “Adult diapers?”
Pharmacist: “Sure.”
Jacob: “Then we’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
Enthusiasm is Contagious 
Promise fulfilled! I greatly enjoyed my belly laugh! :0
I hope you got all your errands run. If you need anything, don’t hesitate to call. Glad I could make you smile today 🙂
Love it…just like all of your contagious enthusiasm. Thanks for sharing! Hope to visit with you someday…maybe in Cabot at the folks house! 🙂