I live by the creed that life is too short so I might as well be happy as much as I can.

While I am enjoying my journey, I often find the majority of those I meet looking like their life’s job was being a lemon taster.

I am blessed that I married my best friend, enjoy life, and love a good story, I’ll share the following:

An 81 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”
She replied, “A can of peaches.”
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, “6.”
The judge said, “Then I’ll give you 6 days in jail.”
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman’s husband spoke……and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, “What is it?”
The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”

We chuckle at the husband’s cleverness but I think I’ll stick with what the “Good Book” advises on dealing with difficult people, “Kill your enemy with kindness.” In this case, it would be the best advice, (pardon the pun) “bar (s) none”