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About enthusiasmiscontagious

I am an individual who analyzes all facets of life in the hopes of squeezing out some of the humorous parts.

Conspiracy Against Men


I want to prove that there is a conspiracy in this nation to make men appear stupid through color definition. I noticed it the other day when I was ready to head up to the mountains for the day. My … Continue reading

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Sandpaper in a Swimsuit


Being on vacation, I’ll include a best of article from July 2012 My wife has a saying that has always rung true with me, some people are sandpaper. I think all of us have someone in mind when you read … Continue reading

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Making the Most of Worthless Meetings 10/16/97


Have you ever attended a meeting and wondered what the purpose of it was? I attended a food service meeting not long ago. The two-days of meetings covered topics from how to make a successful pot of coffee to how … Continue reading

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Losing Weight


If the diet gurus and weight loss centers want you to lose weight, why don’t they make products and services chubby people can use? My place of employment is pushing its employees to use its new fitness center. I found … Continue reading

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