I do hope that each of you endeavor to do something sweet for your significant other this Valentine’s Day. I include these two little stories in hopes that you are more successful then the individuals I’ll present.
It was Valentine’s Day at school, and the children wanted to bring gifts for their teacher. As each child filed past her desk, it was the supermarket manager’s daughter who brought the first gift; a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist’s son was next and he brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the last boy who’s father owned a large apple orchard, brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
Is it apple cider?” she guessed.
No,” the boy replied sweetly. She tasted another drop and asked, “is it wine?”
“No,” said the little boy excitedly…
“It’s a puppy
The Magic Lamp
A woman finds an Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie pops out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
– I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
– I want to be the only one in his life.
– I want him to sleep always by my side.
– I want that when he gets up in the morning I am the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone.